One of my biggest pet peeves is hearing people say ye olde the way it's spelled. The ye is actually an old way to spell the, as a stylized alteration of þe, the Old English version of "the". It should be pronounced "the old". And, besides, that whole phrase was made up in the 1800s to advertise taverns as being old when they really weren't. Olde wasn't even the old way to spell old; that was ald. The whole thing was made to sound archaic. Auuugh! Annoying. Anyway, þe as a word traces back to the Proto-Germanic word pa, which came from Proto-Indo-European to, with the same meaning. Ald is from Proto-Germanic aldaz, meaning "to grow up", which in turn is from PIE heleti, or "to nourish". There isn't much change in such simple, ubiquitous words... except for ye olde. Grrr.
Adam Aleksic, a rising sophomore studying linguistics and government at Harvard University, has been described as the internet's sixth most famous etymologist. He also has disturbing interests in politics, vexillology, geography, board games, conlanging, and law.